P.S. We call each other Sharon sometimes. Long story, but basically it's a term of endearment between friends. My fellow Sharons understand.
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Catherine (9:43:58 PM): oh dear waht did u just say? i missed it
Lauren (9:44:11 PM): i said: sharon, i quite don't know!
Catherine (9:44:16 PM): oh dear!
Lauren(9:44:26 PM): and then i was going to say you are being quite mysterious this evening
Catherine (9:45:35 PM): oh sharon you would think that
Catherine (9:45:42 PM): only you know about those mysterious thing
Catherine (9:45:43 PM): s
Lauren (9:46:06 PM): sharon who are you and why are you speaking in riddles??
Catherine (9:46:26 PM): because im tom riddle
Lauren (9:46:42 PM): OH NO YOU ARE VOLDEMORT AS A BOY???
Lauren (9:46:45 PM): HOW CREEPY
Catherine (9:47:18 PM): WELL YOURE GINNY WEASLEY BC YOU HAVE RED HAIR!
Catherine (9:47:28 PM): AND YOURE THE STUPID ONE WHO WRITES YOUR SOUL TO ME ON AIM
Catherine (9:47:30 PM): AKA THE DIARY!
Lauren (9:47:39 PM): OH NO SHARON YOU'RE MAKING CONNECTIONS EVERYWHERE!!!
Lauren (9:47:44 PM): I EVEN HAVE THE RED HAIR!!!
Catherine (9:48:01 PM): EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
Catherine (9:48:11 PM): I LOVE RED HEADS! BECAUSE I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!
Lauren (9:48:31 PM): OH NO!!!
Lauren (9:49:05 PM): oh maybe you're snape because he loved harry's mother and i think she might have had red hair but i can't remember
Catherine (9:49:47 PM): umm excuse me who is the non true HP fan??
Catherine (9:49:48 PM): of course she did!
Lauren (9:50:19 PM): OH I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!
Lauren (9:50:40 PM): BUT I GUESS YOU CAN'T BE SNAPE BECAUSE WHO WOULD BEAR THEIR SOUL TO SNAPE?????
Catherine (9:51:02 PM): YOU OBVIOUSLY!
Catherine (9:51:09 PM): who would bear their soul to voldemort?????
Catherine (9:51:14 PM): i would prefer snape personally
Lauren (9:51:43 PM): well i would suppose if you were lily you WOULD.
Lauren (9:51:47 PM): how awkward is that
Catherine (9:51:54 PM): ummm very
Catherine (9:51:59 PM): i was freaking out in the book
Catherine (9:52:02 PM): oh shaon
Lauren (9:52:03 PM): imagine if snape had stayed good and they had gotten MARRIED
Catherine (9:52:12 PM): SICK!!!!!!
Catherine (9:52:40 PM): his name would be harry snape instead of harry potter!
Catherine (9:52:50 PM): harry snape and the goblet of fire does NOT sound good
Lauren (9:52:53 PM): EW THAT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND GOOD
Lauren (9:53:02 PM): HAIRY SNAPE SOUNDS LIKE A SEXUAL INNUENDO!!!
Catherine (9:53:33 PM): SICK!!!!!!!
Catherine (9:53:34 PM): in your endo
Catherine (9:53:36 PM): hahaha sick
Lauren (9:53:39 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAHA
Lauren (9:53:48 PM): HOW ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE SHARON!!!
Catherine (9:53:59 PM): QUIET INDEED!!!
Lauren (9:54:45 PM): OH DEAR HOWEVER DID WE GET ON THIS CONVERSATION TOPIC! I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT HARRY SNAPE!!!
Catherine (9:54:58 PM): BC YOU LOVE HARRY SNAPE!
Catherine (9:55:03 PM): YOURE GINNY, AFTERALL!
Catherine (9:55:06 PM): YOU MARRY HIM!!!
Lauren (9:55:21 PM): I WOULD NOT MARRY A HARRY SNAPE
Lauren (9:55:29 PM): HE WOULD BE GREASY WITH A HOOKED NOSE AND GREEN EYES
Lauren (9:55:39 PM): HE WOULD LOOK LIKE A FREAKAZOID!!!
Catherine (9:55:48 PM): BUT SHARON!!!!
Catherine (9:55:52 PM): HES YOUR DESTINY!
Lauren (9:56:26 PM): HOW DISGUSTING HE QUITE ISN'T!! BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE THANKFULLY, THINGS WORKED OUT FOR THE BETTER AND LILY WAS SHALLOW AND MARRIED THE GOOD LOOKING QUIDDITCH PLAYER
Lauren (9:56:38 PM): AND SNAPE DECIDED TO GO ALL HARDCORE AND BE A DEATH EATER
Lauren (9:56:47 PM): SO WE WERE BLESSED WITH HARRY POTTER
Catherine (9:56:54 PM): OH THE USUAL WITH THOSE SORTS...GOING HARDCORE
Lauren (9:57:11 PM): OF COURSE, HE WAS HEARTBROKEN LILY COULDN'T LOVE HIM FOR WHO HE WAS
Lauren (9:57:17 PM): SO FIRST HE WENT WHINY AND EMO
Lauren (9:57:25 PM): AND THE NEXT NATURAL STEP WAS TO GO HARDCORE
Lauren (9:57:57 PM): p.s. i just updated my facebook status and you will quite enjoy it i think
Catherine (9:58:34 PM): oh dear im quite excited!
Catherine (9:58:36 PM): i will brb
Lauren (9:58:42 PM): okie doke
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Catherine (10:29:01 PM): oh hello sharon
Catherine (10:29:05 PM): quite sorry
Catherine (10:29:10 PM): that was a long brb
Lauren (10:29:15 PM): lol it quite was
Lauren (10:29:22 PM): whatever happened to you??
Lauren (10:29:30 PM): were you off creating horcruxes??
Catherine (10:29:33 PM): oh you know, parents take over the computer quite often
Catherine (10:29:36 PM): oh well that too
Catherine (10:30:00 PM): you know...the usual ripping my soul apart
Lauren (10:30:16 PM): well of course
Lauren (10:30:24 PM): since you're voldemort, you must do it quite often
Catherine (10:30:32 PM): indeed
Catherine (10:30:36 PM): seven times actually
Lauren (10:30:52 PM): well it makes you quite magically potent
Lauren (10:31:00 PM): and by potent i don't mean powerful but stinky
Catherine (10:32:01 PM): oh dear sharon
Catherine (10:32:06 PM): you are quite rude
Lauren (10:32:11 PM): hahahaaha
Catherine (10:32:15 PM): you cant just be rude to voldemort
Lauren (10:32:22 PM): i do believe i just was
Catherine (10:32:22 PM): i will hunt you down and avada kevdra you
Lauren (10:32:27 PM): hahahaha
Catherine (10:32:30 PM): well then prepare to die tonight
Lauren (10:32:46 PM): that will not be happening
Catherine (10:32:53 PM): too late
Lauren (10:32:53 PM): i have already destroyed your horcruxes
Catherine (10:32:59 PM): i already sent my death eaters over
Catherine (10:33:15 PM): excuse me, harry snape, who do you think you are??
Lauren (10:33:20 PM): i've killed them already sharon
Lauren (10:33:28 PM): AND I AM NOT HARRY SNAPE I AM GINNY WEASLEY!!!
Lauren (10:34:41 PM): get it right sharon
Lauren (10:36:18 PM): sharon, i quite have to go. give my regards to voldemort, severus and little harry snape.
Catherine (10:36:29 PM): oh dear this is most unfortunate
Catherine (10:36:34 PM): well i will see you DIE tonight
Catherine (10:36:36 PM): so goodbye
Maybe we're the only two people who think this is funny, but I nearly pee my pants every time I find it.
1 comment:
Yeah, this totally sounds like a conversation I would have someone too hahah so I totally appreciate it! That is awesome and hilarious!! Harry Snape..heh..
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