Yesterday, I had the worst cramps of my life. I probably say this to Dan basically every time I'm on my period, because I'm prone to hyperbole. But I mean these were so bad I almost threw up at work, and could barely concentrate on tasks placed before me.
So I did what any girl in my position would do. On the way home, I stopped at the supermarket. In the checkout line, I had two packages of feminine hygiene products...and a half gallon of brownie moose tracks ice cream.
Subtlety has never been one of my specialties.
P.S. TMI? Sorry. Welcome to being my friend. I'm just so open.
4 comments:
I love that movie and especially that part. I'm not above it either!
Speaking of throwing up - I remember at work no one knew I was pregnant yet and all day I had been feeling sooo nauseous but I had to hold it in cuz I didn't want anybody to know! Then on the way home I had to pull over at the Santa Anita Race Track and let it out. Ew. Luckily Denise asked me if I was pregnant a few days later so I finally fessed up. Anyways, hope you're feeling better! Cramps are the worst!
That's the only thing to do when hormones are beating you up. Seriously, I am behind you 100%!
Lauren. I love you. This is amazing hahah.
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