If you have to use the words faded, wasted, drunk, or any similar adjective to describe your state of being, you should probably get off Facebook before you do anymore damage.
If you're posting multiple updates on your drunken state, you probably shouldn't drink alone. Or ever, because you clearly can't handle it.
Please stop, it's like being drunk dialed, except I can't screen your calls.
Some days I sincerely want to go on another Facebook fast.